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Fuel Your Car With Black Liquor

Your clues:

1) paper
2) seventh
3) propellant

 

Your Police State Has Been Approved

A 23 year old pleaded guilty [silly boy] to an HIV health law violation.  He was accused of "willingfully exposing others".  He received a 45 day jail sentence, 30 months probation, and a $300 dollar fine, plus court costs.  When someone in North Carolina is diagnosed with HIV, he or she is required to provide the local health department with the names of those with whom they have had sexual contact. They are also given an agreement to sign that says they will practice safe sex and inform any future sexual partners of their HIV-positive status.  Funny, this is what dictatorships have done in Nazi Germany, trying to make people deny their STATUS as a citizen, their GOD, or their COUNTRY of origin and it's beliefs by "forcing" them to sign an agreement or risk serious jail time or concentration camp time.  Mr. McCain has experience with this, he was tortured for years by his enemies, yet he REFUSED TO SIGN anything that went against his beliefs, which they were trying to force on him, promising release.  Here we are in the USA and County Health is doing it to it's own people.  The Jehovah's Witnesses also went through this debaucle with the same US Government many of us live under today.  They REFUSED TO SIGN anything that they "required" that would take away their rights to free expression [the government was trying to force them to not speak publicly about their religion in public places].  The Witnesses went to the Supreme Court.  The claimed it was their constitutional right to free speech to be able to be in public places and proclaim their choice of religion.  They won.  Some people have been prosecuted in several states, including the Carolinas, for not disclosing their positive status to allegedly negative partners who subsequently sero-converted.  Their position is that government regulation of sex could potentially make the world safer, just as totalitarian government could eradicate deviant behavior. This will have to be fought in the courts though and precedent set like in the recent right to bear arms issue that was decided by a narrow margin in the Supreme Court in favor of citizens right to bear arms for protection in their own home, thus overturning the ban imposed for 32 years in Washington, DC.  The county and state agency representatives say they prefer to use means other than criminal charges to ensure patients are complying with HIV control measures.  Filing criminal charges is the last resort.  Filing criminal charges for having sex???  Yes, this is the USA, not the dark ages, or is it?  What better reason can ANYONE come up with now to NOT TO GET TESTED dude, besides everything else written about here an by others who know HIV testing is a scam, that is, continue to avoid getting tested at least until they make it mandatory with non-compliance landing you in prison.  That's coming up next, as the EXPERTS/FASCISTS are in control, mark my words.  And we are calling WHO evil dictators in other countries?  They don't do this crap in the Middle East to their people, yet in the USA County Health Departments are now controlling your sexual behavior based on the idea that they have a duty to protect public health and the flawed concept they believe in much like religion, doctrines and belief systems about what viruses can or will do.  They completely ignore the well proven fact that the wind carries ALL viruses and that all viruses are non-living entities thus they cannot "die" when exposed to air as has been so often erroneously stated.  These doctrines are so similar to religion in that there really is no absolute evidence of HIV's existence.  With new HIV infections rising, due to more well proven non-specific tests being administered, what will be next?  Could HIV positive people be quarantined?  Quarantinie has been the fear of diagnosis since day one, and some health experts had and have recommended it, but it has mostly not occurred, but tagging and monitoring through various means, and now legal threats of ripping you of your constitutional rights to have sex, and throwing people into jail, which is just another form of quarantine, are rampantly being transmitted to every citizen by state laws written by people in county offices.  If you think about it, gay guys are now being branded with PINK/TRIANGLES.  Hey, it's time to get back in the closet, fast.  If you claim to be involved in male to male sex, or don't claim anything and just test and get pink branded positive, you are on their hit list, forever, and your blood will not be accepted for any bribes for release.

 

Fannie Mac

The breakdown of mortgage industry is being "saved" by the government.  Freddie Mae and Freddie Mac are being taken over by the USA.  They say that if they don't do this, the prices of homes will continue to crumble.  Once again, this is a plan to protect the rich.  If the prices continued to crumble, the rich would "suffer" losing a boat and extra home or two, and one less vacation per year, while the poor would finally be able to actually afford AND KEEP a home.  Sweet Home.

 

 

Modern Electoral Colleges

The breakdown of votes in the U.S. Electoral College after redistricting based on the 2000 census.

The breakdown of votes in the U.S. Electoral College after redistricting based on the 2000 census.

Some nations with complex regional electorates elect a head of state by means of an electoral college rather than a direct popular election. The United States is the only current example of an indirectly elected executive president, with an electoral college made up of electors representing the 50 states and one federal district. Each state has a number of electors equivalent to its total Congressional representation, with the non-state District of Columbia receiving three electors. The electors generally cast their votes according to the winner of the popular vote in their respective states, but in many cases are not required by law to do so.

 

 

OraSure Becomes UnSure

Rapid testing has failed us!  How can this be!  Well it's true and it's coming straight from the horse's mouth, not just mine.  It is now being widely reported that testing with the popular method of rapidly "finding HIV" by finding random antibodies, actually is and is not sure, unsure, or Orasure.  Even though research accurately tested positive, when it drew from it's wealth of knowledge in understanding market forces on how best to dupe the public with a trademark, market forces kept ignoring those critics who consistently see and saw problems with these test makers claiming to find HIV by finding random antibodies that occur naturally in everyone.  These critics had long ago noticed that blaming a virus for multiple disease conditions that have been already well proven to have multiple causes, is not dependent on any rapid test result regardless of how it may deceive the public.  So here we have the same kind of procedure of sales tactics that sold the government toilet seats for $1,000 each has now sold the taxpayers testing that has never been proven accurate, and has finally been exposed to safe reporting by science.  The results have been unequivocally decided that OraSure provides results that are both accurate and inaccurate which means the sum results of rapid testing are = to WORTHLESS times the sum total of everyone's belief in Santa, HIV, Jesus Christ, and other things that cannot be found, yet doesn't prove that they are not there, that surely provide a sense of hope.

protect yourself from unsure testing

Grand Hyatt San Diego against gay marriage?

A $125,000 donation in support of an anti-gay marriage initiative by a San Diego hotelier has drawn the ire of gay and lesbian activists and local labor unions who are now calling for a boycott.  Owner Doug Manchester was not available for comment because we never called him on this.  Hey, if I don't stay there, where will I stay?

My tower is more phallic than your tower

Cabinet magazine's 2003 winner of the "world's most phallic building".  It's the Ypsilanti Water Tower in Ypsilanti, Michigan, USA.

No retroactive gay marriage benefits

A Mass court (I can't spell Masassassasaschuuchuusseeettes) has ruled that gays that are married in that state cannot claim retroactive benefits before marriage was declared legal.  This made news the same week that the FISA bill was signed into law by president Bush which granted RETROACTIVE immunity to the telecommunication industry, thus they cannot be sued for breaching anyone's privacy.   It's kinda like the government is saying retroactivity is cool only if WE want it to be.

AIDS researchers want human guinea pigs

Warning to the GAY/PIGS out there, they want to shoot you up with experimental drugs once again as some bizarre way to END/WAR or at least manage it profitably.  GeoVax Labs is one pushing this experiment on human test subjects.  I say go test it on real guinea pigs in New Guinea, not humans or monkeys.  Wait, where's PETA?

Polishing the fort

It would be ironic to see one of the two openly gay candidates for mayor in Fort Lauderdale's upcoming election in November actually win, as it would be due to the current mayor's bad press that has tarnished the public's view of that town that would have spurred residents to vote GAY, as everyone knows it's the gays that know how to decorate a community with positive energy.

Escape to Treasure Island

It's a 3000 person former Naval station community in the San Francisco area that's going through redevelopment and a gay guy, Owen P. Stephens, is leading the project that contains an expansive vision to clean up and rebuild the island.

1991

AIDS activists covered Jesse Helms’ house with a giant condom in 1991. Members of AIDS activist group Treatment Action Guerillas said the condom was ‘to keep us safe from Helms’ politics.’  This may be the finest evidence to date that shows why condoms don't work.  They clearly did not protect us from the politic/virus nor do they protect us from any/virus as there are just too many ways for politics to escape.  Although Jessie Helms was ultra-conservative, a quality many gays do not like, the primary flaw here is that he based his politically oppressive HIV/AIDS views on botched science.  I always say don't throw out the bathwater with the bad politics, use it for your garden, and leave condoms sap in trees, not ass holes.  It doesn't help anything grow.

Oxilegislation

It's the new and improved way of responding to people's demands for change.  It's paramount flaw is it's intent to clean up everything.  One of it's first applications was in demanding mothers change everything in their way of dealing with infantiles.  It starts with diaper like laws, creating complex rules as to how the diaper like law can be changed, approval of any changes in the plan of how to change, changing changes in a manner approved of by the city, county, local, federal, or new world order governments, requiring latex gloves be worn for protection of self, babies, and others, and separating of diaper, everything we doo. and separating the plastic from the paper and then removing our choice between plastic and paper when recycling and shopping.  These legislative bodies are all too much throwing the baby's infantile ideas out with the illegal bath water.  They are laws that are basically full of oxygen.

3 straight dudes dig up body for sex

This is one reason why God made me gay.  Aren't there enough girls gone even just a little wild for sex, I mean, com'on, sex with a dead girl, hello??  She had died in a motorcycle accident a week prior.  The dudes couldn't open the tomb/casket and fled the cemetery.  They got found, and Wisconsin changed their laws due to public outrage over media representation of the matter, so that it is now a crime.  The case will be retried on "lack of consent".  So the corpse gets her day in court.  What I wonder about is what happens if one gets consent by using a Ouija board first, or any one of many other well established paranormal processes?  

Internet security is bricking my breaches

Laws of physics always come into play when it comes to everything, including "getting ahead" and "progress". You cannot move forward without leaving something behind. In the old days without computers, we did not have "identity theft" there were so many checks and balances that prevented it, it was very rare, and was simply called stealing someone's credit card.  Way before that, it was just stealing someone's cash or horse.  Now that we have lightning speed movement of data that used to remain in file cabinets, we have transfers of this data potentially to anyone and everyone just as fast.  The laws are this, with every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.  You cannot have the progress we do without equally having the digress.  

Seeing

Social security numbers of others keep being handed out to those who have no security in typical social order.  There are multiple strains of 1's and 0's that routinely travel through neighborhoods with reckless abandon.  They keep traveling past many foreclosed homes while the homeless who walk past them try with futility, and an illegally puffed cigarette, to capture their attention.  When all of those who created what is called "social security" lose their identity to theft, only then will we see a government with a new identity, one we hardly recognize, one we find only in our dreams.

Agonizing over how to solve the food crisis

G8 leaders (no that's not a new video game or web log) whine and dine at a lavish meal at a conference that is supposed to find ways to solve the world's hunger problem.  I see a lot of AIDS/ORGS doing the same thing in trying to solve the worlds misunderstanding problem.  Cheers!

They want DDT back

There are those that have shown how DDT, a pesticide that was removed from service in America due to claims of  toxicity, can be used effectively to control mosquitoes.  My studies show that there might be some validity to this argument, but they are using it to promote the eradication of nature's insects, a food supply of many birds and even other insects that eat them.  They justify this with the erroneous belief apparently that "mosquitoes transmit malaria" so getting rid of them will help save the world.  Malaria simply means "mal air" or "bad air" and is one of many misleading diseased definitions of illness.  They explain malaria as having "flu like symptoms".  It's FLU.  Malaria is bad air flu.  And flu is a complex condition of the body.  No mosquito could carry such weight.  link 

Scientists are calling on the Sun to save energy

"The sun is a nuclear reactor the size of a million Earths and burns 600 million tons of hydrogen a second, this is where we need to look first"

Al Gore's responds 

"I have said it before to all of my constituents, and i will say it again, size does not matter"

Contribute 

Al Gore is not contributing to global warming enough.  He should take the Ultimate Global Warming Challenge and win the $500,000 prize.

DNA change in blood from vaccines?

I found this online and it makes any good scientist wonder.

URGENT WARNING: 

H5N1 DNA in Flu Vaccine - Youtube - Monday, July 7, 2008 - Flu Mist a popular over the counter live flu vaccine has been found to contain two H5N1 DNA markers, these markers seem to have been sewn into the flu mist vaccine to ensure that H5N1 or another strain of Avian Flu goes pandemic.  This is going to cause major problems before long, it is imperative that people are warned about flu mist.

Key to better marketing

It's was sold on ebay for $510.

It's not just about using soap

Peter Duesberg has been awarded this clean hands award for his work in HIV/AIDS research.


Another set of theories debunked

Intriguing as it may be for some to think that the government might have conspired 9/11, an excellent collection of arguments has been discovered to have been routinely destroying all of the published conspiracy theories that have ever surfaced online.  http://debunking911.com 

In my beautiful balloons

A guy in Oregon is going up in his lawn chair with baloons attached to get that lift.  He has done this before.  I wonder if he has clearance with the FAA?  He didn't before and got fined $1500.  Of course the media has been invited to watch and report, and he can be tracked on his website.  The thing that bugged me about reading his story was his claim to not be doing it for fame, which is like he's out at dinner and saying he's not having dessert because it's delicious & satisfying, he is having it because it's someone brought it to him.

Multiple strains

This new one has mutated into "Americans Indecently Discouraging Sex" or AIDS.  I don't mind such languistic discoveries, but see a problem when calls are made to practice safe/define, which is what some are up to, as then what we get infected with is with the ACLU all over us for hindering free speech when all we are trying to do is be happy and healthy.

Gates claims he made the IBM pc 

Next he'll claim he invented doors and windows.

Faith is based 

The democratic candidate announced he wants more of the Bush plan for supporting faith based groups.  This is just too funny.  Who are the gay democrats going to vote for now?  They hated Bush's faith based programs and now this dude wants to build the new World Religious Trade Centers on the faith based foundation that Bush built.  I just can't stop laughing!   McCain is the way to go.

Gay becomes Homosexual

The American Family Association’s OneNewsNow website automatically replaces any use of the word “gay” with the word “homosexual” in the AP stories they run.  This leads to instances in which proper names are reformatted to meet their standard, such as an article about sprinter Tyson Gay winning the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials in which he is renamed “Tyson Homosexual”.  Here's how the story read after their website changed the term....

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

Fouckin' A

A British high school student was awarded marks for writing nothing but a two-word obscenity on an exam paper because the phrase expressed meaning and was spelled correctly.  The student — who wrote “Fuck off” — received two points out of a possible 27 for the English paper.  The teacher stated “It would be wicked to give a zero because it does show some very basic skills we are looking for, like conveying some meaning and some spelling”.  I say ol' chap in chaps, that's the kind of thinking that will start to fix those American schools.  Then those kids will grow up and fix the world.  Then the world will fall to earth.  Oh fuck.

$165 for gas or $165 for AIDS

If you want your government to keep throwing gas money at AIDS dial up your Senator and tell him to pass the bill allocating $50 billion to go to scientists, doctors, lawyers, and everyone involved with administering AIDS. Ignore the fact that those searching under rocks for a cure for a disease they say is incurable have absolutely no problem filling up their gas tanks.  The other option is to tell your Senators to help the public keep the money for this next week’s jump in oil and food prices.

Boycotts back in fashion

A U.K. Heinz mayonnaise ad depicting two men kissing has some revolting.  They were concerned that the ad would force them to explain same-sex relationships and homosexuality to their children, said a rep from the Advertising Standards Authority, so the company pulled the ads.  Activists are calling for a massive boycott of all Heinz products.  They're mad as hell and they're not going to pour ketchup anymore.

no strike

They won't walk OUT even though contracts are now past their expiration date.

Simply Brown

Have you ever noticed that the color of apple juice is the same as an apple that is sliced and left out in the air to spoil?  

McElectshun

I wish the democrats would let it go.  McCain will make a very good president.  The big mystery to me is wondering how anyone can support that young green black goof ball. He lies through his teeth like a sleazy car salesman. When he talks there is so much fluff I could open up a pillow company and kids stuffed toy factory and still supply the world with fluff.  Supporters should stock up on pain relievers for November as it's gonna hurt. 4 more years.  Total of 12. Ouch.  If only they really understood how the world works, they could get on with saving their own energy, putting it into more productive endeavors, like mining coal in someone else's back yard and putting windmills in theirs.

The birds and the farmers

The buzz is that bees are disappearing.  Birds are baffled.  Farmers are saying to their honey "Where did you dissapear off to?"  Now the hunt is on.  To be expected the buzz keeps leading everyone back to the nest, saying it's a virus.  Problem with blaming something that is almost atomic in size, is that it's hard to prove that what they claim is not that at all.  Yet it's pretty obvious that all virus hunts take recruits from home and fly them into new lands of finding new ways to wage war and profit from their machines. Judging from other massacred attempts at reaching logical conclusions, I would guess that this situation is being exaggerated for attention, and it's sequel "Profit's Sake". I am sure the loss of these bees is due to chemical fertilizers yet I would expect that they will continue to spray the public with fear, and channel hot wind energy into developing new patentable ways of attempting to kill these little submicroscopic critters that are not even living. 

Congress removes Mandela from terror list

HIV stays on list even though it remains in hiding.

Oh now they say HIV started 100 years ago

This is one of the more virulent mutated strains of old fashioned HIV science fiction which has infected the public for decades now.  Hearing this current of many HIV related questionable claims that have been resistant to reliability, I can only say that these scientists who study what they think they see, should first prove something a little more absolute, before running around with infectious press releases that may harm the public. 

Larry Craig not supporting gay marriage

So why should he?  He's married to a woman.  But the gay community that doesn't represent ME, keeps whining that he's a hypocrite.  They are throwing him in with the bathwater of other conservatives.  I don't get where the hypocrisy is.  A person can be into bathroom sex fantasy flirts, or diapers, or whatever and still not approve of gay marriage. It's not hypocritical to like bathroom propositioning (note no sex ever occurred) and have a belief or opinion of the people represented that marriage is not gay. Larry Craig never plead guilty to attempting to illegally get married to a man, he pled guilty to the charges that were presented to him, seemingly with no real choice in the matter, and then when he really understood what the charges were, he then said he was not guilty, and he's right, he didn't break any laws that are constitutional.  Flirting is constitutionally protected free speech.  All he did was flirt.  So what's hypocritical? He is representing his public who voted him in. He is married to a woman. He likes being married to a woman. He believes as does many in his state that marriage should remain that way. 

I see nothing hypocritical yet, nothing at all.  

He didn't even have sex with a man, all he did was flirt, if that! The law they threw at him is unconstitutional. He's contesting the charges on grounds that it is protected free speech. People keep making fools of themselves by saying he's a hypocrite when all he's doing is representing his constituents who are mostly very conservative. He can even have his own opinion that marriage should be male/female only, that's not hypocritical, even if he does have sex with men, it's not hypocritical to be against gay marriage. He could be a flaming queen and be against gay marriage, and it still would not be hypocritical. It's as if people think that if you are gay you have to believe that supporting gay marriage is an obligation. That's horsecrap.

Now they're sucking people into attempts to find a virus by dangling free gas cards like carrots

High gas prices are hurting everyone.  So the city of Palm Springs saw an opportunity to take advantage of this situation and teamed up with the Desert Aids Project to gave anyone who waited 20 minutes for their test results a $20 gas card.  This occured on Friday, June 28, 2008 which was National HIV testing day, a proclamation made by the kings and queens of HIV/AIDS blundering theories for 2 decades now.  Is this promotion about rapid testing or bringing attention to the epidemic gas prices increases.  I would say that this money would be better spent on gasoline than wacky HIV testing.

One of the many problems with this type of incentive, is that it entices the homeless and poor and anyone who just needs gas to get to work, to go get tested in order to get a gas card they can sell for $10 worth of food or $20 worth of gas that's worth $10.  How does this incentive help the community be free from a virus that is claimed to cause a syndrome, when all viruses travel by air without the need of gas cards?  Then there's the drug addicts who will go get tested for the same reason.  

The cost to the city is much higher than $20.  For each $20 card the city donates xxx much more, some goes to the maker of these proven to be faulty tests, and some goes to the well paid administrators of DAP who get to wine and dine in many of Palm Springs finest restaurants, and those restaurants ARE/FINE, so who can blame them for wanting to make gobs of money by educating the public this way.  I ate in one recently.  It was so fine.  

Testing was from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at either Desert Aids Project location in Palm Springs or Indio.  Donations to their thrift store called Revivals also helps pay for these kinds of schemes labeled education and prevention efforts.  How testing with proven unreliable tests helps in prevention still makes no sense, but hey that's the news, that's their fantasy, and I'm not the messenger, just the one taking a shot at getting things straight.

If you think this is a waste of Palm Springs taxpayer money tell your representatives, or better yet, go to a city council meeting and let them know by mentioning it in public comments sometime.  Or if you are in another city, go to your city council and have your say.  You have that right.

If you want to write Desert Aids Project to mention how their efforts are amiss, that testing is flawed, that the more rapid the testing, the more flawed it becomes, and how insane their methods are to continue testing when testing results vary depending on country, lab, person's diet, and interpreter, you can probably contact them at these locations where they had the testing:

Palm Springs Location: 1695 N. Sunrise
Indio Location: 82-365 Highway 111, Suite 100

Burma hurricane after, no disease outbreaks?

The medical community is baffled. The predictions of rampant disease spread by mosquitoes and such after the ravaging hurricane are simply not coming true. Some are saying it is due to their decades of hardship the people are more resistant to disease.  Really it's even simpler than that, they don't use processed sugars, or oils, or other crap in their foods, and the hurricane blew all the mosquitoes away.  AIDS orgs are predicting billions dead within 100 years though.

What the tomato

People eat spoiled tomatoes that rot in their refrigerators all the time, and it's the farmer's fault? These bacteria are found everywhere, animal products, vegetables, air, and water, usually it's small quantities. They are even in every human's digestive tract every day. Tracing where they came from is like trying to determine exactly where a certain molecule of oxygen came from. That's the madness of these agencies of public health. Another part of the problem is in the colon where some people help the bacteria thrive, and others just flush what's there out. Due to the crap people eat every day, like sloshing down buckets of sugar, the bacteria sometimes get a chance to make billions more of themselves, making someone sick. They go to the doctor, the doctor hears tomatoes, finds salmonella, notifies FDA, and on and on. This is nothing new and nothing to alarm the public about, yet that's how science and politics work together in order to make lawyers rich.

What's the point of Fashion

The point is to separate the boys from the peasants. Now, to those who have the NIMBY complex, the rest of us have taken quick text message that your flaming prejudices are showing. And to others who's mind is not under a manhole I say all fashion is fabulous as it takes us away from the dreary stranglehold that neckties and "acceptable" clothes present in their suffocation of the fabric of art.

Predatory Medicine

It's running rampant in gay communities everywhere.  Don't get sucked in.

Salmon Ella keeps swimming upstream

Surprise, surprise, the FDA now says the recent outbreaks might not be due to tomatoes after all, yet they turn around and claim fresh tomatoes have a "strong association" and they are still looking but won't tell us what other produce is now being investigated.  Does this sound familiar to those things people hate about Bush and the war on salmonella, or is it just me?  

San Francisco

A gay man in America's finest gay city, who lives in public housing, is the chief plaintiff in one of many new court challenges sweeping cities bans on handguns for self defense.  It seems that the city has a requirement for individuals to sign away their rights to bear arms in order to protect themselves from those who might have guns, in order to merely protect themselves from the elements. If they bring in a gun to their public housing home, they could be evicted.  Wayne LaPierre, the chief executive of the N.R.A., said the San Francisco case was likely to be “a slam dunk” in light of the landmark ruling on Thursday that said the 2nd Amendment grants individuals the right to own weapons for self-defense and hunting.said “The Supreme Court has now said unequivocally that this is an individual right of the American people, and that if it’s an individual right, people have to have access to it,” Mr. LaPierre said. “It can’t be walled off by the political class. It would be the equivalent of saying you can have a right to free speech, but you can’t have a right to free speech in public housing.”

A right to shoot

The prohibition on guns for self defense was finally shot down.  Let's toast to that since the prohibition on alcohol was shot down decades ago.  Ok, now that we are sober, we have to ask ourselves, who is going to take up the pursuit of our happiness and our constitutional right to shoot cum into a man in certain private legal locations?  Not the same thing?  Right.  It's not.  Getting shot at with cum happens all the time in private homes, sleazy motels, and in and out of self defense mechanisms, and no one gets hurt, yet when you go to a legal sex club, you have to sign a commitment to not ever shoot in a man's hole, they require you to wear a rubber.  Think this is nuts?  Wait, it gets worse, think now that if I get legally married, man 2 man, in California where it is now allowed and sanctified, and I go to the Slammer and want to fuck my husband....guess what, I am not allowed by the government.  It's illegal, unless I agree to provide a barrier to my pursuit of intimacy with my husband.  

So, in the peak of industrial and techno revolutions, here we are spinning in circles, much like old-fashioned worthless bans on sodomy and handguns for self defense that were on the books for years and were unconstitutional, as new homo-archaic laws are being introduced, and have now been recently established in the false married name of protecting gay couples from themselves even if they are not infected with such nonsense.  They won't let you in a Los Angeles county bath house or sex club, all of which are legal as gay marriage, lest you sign an agreement to leave your freedoms behind, for good, forever, anytime you are in the club.  This kind of crap happened in Nazi Germany to gays.  Now it's in Los Angeles.  I think it's spread to other communities as well.  The county has it's code of conduct that you are forced to follow regardless of the fact that it's unconstitutional for a governing body to regulate self expression amongst two consenting bodies.  Who's going to challenge this?  Who's up to the task?  GLADDD?  The Equality Show?  Homos-r-us?  Who?  Which gay rep do I call to represent all of us who want intimacy as God requires of us in order to get to heaven?

Amendment 2 2 good to be true?

Nope, it's real, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of citizens owning handguns.
The Court's decision struck down the District of Columbia's 32-year old ban.  This is as landmark as sodomy.  Here is my interpretation of the ruling in particular as to how it applies to fire parched California - “In a well-regulated State, being necessary to the security of a fire-free zone of at least 100 feet around every home in and out of foreclosure, the right of the people to keep and bear water guns and watering hoses, when used for self defense of property, shall not be infringed.”

Ultimate Healing

Hugh Downs, formerly reporting with 20/20 and Barbara Walters, is promoting a book about health.  He is 86 years old and looking exceptional.  Could be a good reference.  http://ultimatehealingbook.com.  I wonder if Jack LaLanne has read his book?

Allegedly, an allegedly HIV/+ man spreads virus

Ever notice they NEVER say that someone is "allegedly" infected with HIV.  Well, I feel safer using "allegedly" since no one is really positive.  It's as if they think it's always absolute that someone is, once declared, "HIV positive" to always be this way, even though the concept that someone is always infected yanks out the rug from under the the very foundations of viral science.  So here we have a man named Michael Neal who is being accused of "spreading infection" to 90 people through "conversion parties".  They actually want this man behind bars.  Free sexual expression is a thing of the past.  Now we have people being arrested for having sex without a condom.  Hello all our non-elected gay representatives, what are you doing to protect our sexual freedom?  And get this, Mr. Neal's doctor complained to the Department of Human Services about his sexual activity in 2001, about a year after the man learned of his diagnosis.  There's nothing quite as draconian as having your doctor run around telling the authorities you are a threat for having sex any way other than that method by which they DICTATE.  This is going on in the Victorian County Court in Australia.  Mr. Neal is from Coburg, Melbourne.

San Diego says 15% HIV test inaccuracy rate is fine, are they wacked?

This was after WE WERE ASSURED THOUSANDS OF TIMES THAT TESTING WAS ACCURATE.  

San Diego County "health" officials say they will continue using a popular HIV test despite questions about its accuracy.  Reviews of the OraQuick test turned up two false positives among more than 30 positive results. That's a 15% inaccuracy rate.  Health officials said that for now, that percentage is good enough to keep the test around.  According to POZ magazine, New York City has halted it's use on merely a 1.1% error rate!  Isn't this yet enough evidence that nobody in this business of HIV knows what they are doing???

"It's proven to be effective. There is an element of error, but I think the most prudent thing is to find out why the testing is coming out positive before we discontinue the use," said Dr. Wilma Wooten, from the San Diego County Health Department.

The OraQuick HIV diagnostic test was approved by the FDA in 2004. The saliva test promises results in just minutes with a 99 percent accuracy rate. Some are now wondering if the claims of accuracy are wrong.  They are finding that they are obtaining some false positives," Wooten said.

why aren't all cities stopping this?

Public health officials in several cities stopped using the test because it was giving false positives. In one month, 13 false positives were reported in Los Angeles, and in San Francisco, 47 were reported in a month, where one out of four positives were false.

"The accuracy of the tests are good so we feel good about the results," Wooten said of San Diego County.

Some call the decision to "stick the public" with the test a big mistake.

Film producer Michael Geiger has overseen several AIDS-related projects. He has researched 15 local stories of false positive tests in the past decade. Maybe I should call him and clue him in with what I know about Horribly Insane Virology.

I have a Sexual Inclination 

Not orientation.  Like a see-saw, inclined, goes up and down.

Check out this fag

Computer industry predictions

Remember the "paperless office".  Some of you don't, but computer manufacturers have been making predictions all the time that never come true.  Today I watch the CEO of Microsoft, Steve Ballmer, say that there will be sheets of paper that are computers.  Now that's a paradox.  Then says that there will be no newspaper at all.  They said that 25 years ago.  There are more subscriptions than ever in history.  

The bigger they are....

"Threat of world Aids pandemic among heterosexuals is over, report admits"

That was the headline.  Note that they can't even present "AIDS" right. You know, someday the red ribbon space ship (note the image below for evidence that this ship exists) is going to either fly off into other galaxies to never be seen again or re-enter the earth's orbit and crash.  

story can be found here


Bill Gates and Melinda Gates are owners of the richest AIDS foundation on earth

Gay float lands in straight parade

It's a non-gay parade, the kind you see everywhere, the ones with families and kids, and oh yea, it's Western theme with cowboys - yeeee hawwww - and horses and cows with out the fucking hot men.  It's in Idaho and it's not an accident where a float got loose, a gay group there went to the city and requested to have their gay float in the parade.  They sure did something right (like maybe not shoving it down their throat).  Just ask Lisa Cuellar, board chair of the Twin Falls, Idaho parade Western days who said, "We just want them to be in the parade with everyone else, don't push your agenda, we don't have every single person in the parade pushing agenda, we just want them to come and have a good time, and that's all we are asking for."  I say my good gay chaps in Idaho.... you are the best example I have ever seen of what might be called gay activism that gets great results.  

Rubber stamp me please

For 18 years he handed out marriage licenses to male/female couples in California's Contra Costa County while not able to marry the love of his life.  So on June 17 he hopes to open up a little early and be his first customer when California's first day of legal gay marriage commences.

Wake up call

The happy couple (not sure if they are male/male or male/female or male/trans) bought a house, then a 2nd home, then a 3rd, to get rich, with no money down.  Now all of their properties they borrowed money to buy, are worth 1/2 what they bought them for.  The interest rates jumped up 143%, they are going into foreclosure, and more!  They had always thought of their homes as a piggy bank, taking out all this equity to mortgage other homes, and buy new stainless steel appliances, granite countertops, and swimming pools.  Now they have a huge tax bill even though they are broke as that money they took out of equity is taxable income.  Maybe it's time to some people to wake up from the American Dream.

# 1 gay priority

No it's not marriage, it is protecting our kids in school from bullying.  The groups that forge through these problems that face kids, get the highest of honors in my gay book.

Fucking up the US constitution

U.S. Rep. Paul Broun introduced an amendment to the U.S. Constitution on May 22 to ban same-sex marriage, a result of the backlash by lawmakers upset with the California Supreme Court’s recent ruling legalizing gay marriage.  It's pretty stupid to try to amend a document that's very purpose is to provide general rules of how freedom is protected, with instead, rules of what cannot be allowed. This will never fly, as if it did, it would lay precedent for the constitution to start banning all sorts of things.  That is for the local governments to decide.  The constitution of the US is not the place to be putting language about gay marriage anyway.  I mean com'on you anti-gay-marriage idiots, it would make the document a laughing stock.  Washington was gay anyway.....

Science and SLA/NG

I have often noticed excessive use of 3 and 4 letter acronyms mixed with slang to describe complex conditions of acronymitus which is a sexually transmitted adjective that affects scientists and doctors.  Just in case any of them uses these acronyms in front of you, it might be good to know what they are actually trying to transmit to each other, as you might determine after analyzing in these test samples below.  more...

DSTO - Dog Smarter Than Owner

CSTO - Cat Smarter Than Owner

Q-Tip - Elderly person (white haired old person, Q-Tip is a cotton bud)

Pest control - term applied to psychiatrists by casualty officers

Mobile Drip Stands - Fire Dept (often found at emergencies alongside paramedics)

M & Ms - mortality and morbidity conferences where medics discuss epidemics, mistakes and patient deaths

LOL - Little Old Lady

Lerner/Bernstein Fracture - the injury suffered by a patient who is intent on suing someone over his trip or fall (Lerner/Bernstein are ambulance-chasing lawyers in one region)

JPS - Just Plain Stupid (self induced injury involving lack of common sense)

International House of Pancakes - neurology ward full of patients (usually stroke victims) all babbling in a different language

I fell on it - (also Eiffel Syndrome) universal explanation given by a patient with a foreign object in the rectum

NASA finds "The Ring"

It's a race track in Italy.

No mp3's on Mars 

NASA shows a small US flag and a mini-DVD from the Planetary Society contains a message to future Martian explorers, science fiction stories and art inspired by the Red Planet, and the names of more than a quarter million Earthlings.  In the photo these two items are 3 feet above the surface.  I don't know why we don't have an image of them placed on Mars.  Maybe Martian law is much tougher than in the US regarding litter.  Mars is 200x further than the Moon and takes about a year and a half to get to, as compared to flying from California to Cape Canaveral which is 1/1500th that amount of time. NASA would have left mp3's there on Mars but since they are not tangible, this was considered to be an impossible feat.  I think it was more of a thing of being worried about Martian Law and the RIAM.

Mining towns prosper while economy is in toilet

Kellogg, Idaho was once a bustling town full of miners as were numerous towns in the US that dug for precious metals.  With metal prices skyrocketing these small often abandoned towns are coming into vogue. 

New York will recognize same sex marriages

A communication issued on May 14 to all state agencies ordered them to adjust the policy and regulations so the same-sex marriages performed in states like California and Massachusetts or in countries such as Canada can be recognized.

How much energy does it take to save energy?

wpe31.jpg (33116 bytes)The low carbon foot print rage these daze is the Toyota Prius.  I can't see a picture of one on Toyota's home page since they want me to download a Flash hybrid plug in, and I don't use this kind of energy as I don't want to get infected [see why here].  The used Prius I have seen is in my friends driveway, sitting.  I keep poking him about his "green vehicle" which has been sucking up more green from his wallet for repairs than his old Toyota 4 cylinder 4WD pickup truck that ran great and went everywhere.  He is not the only one regretting a PRIUS/PURCHASE.  Check out what one dude said, “Unable to afford the cost of that last repair, I now own a 2001 Prius that runs for about 2 miles before the warning light and computer system stop the car.”  Did that quote actually say that it would STOP THE CAR?  consumer affairs

Hybrids suck up the world's supply of dysprosium

To all those pompus hybrid owners and wannabees, especially those who bash SUV's, know that there is an impeding shortage of many rare raw materials used in the manufacture of hybrid cars.  For example, the rare earth element dysprosium is required to fabricate many of the advanced electric motors used in hybrid cars.  Over 95% of the world's rare earth elements are mined in China, and domestic Chinese consumption is expected to consume China's entire supply by 2012.  

GAY/FLAGS

 

 

 

Crucifrog 

The plaster of paris frog was shown hanging on a crucifix much like "The Savior" and it upset some xians who act as if Jesus was the only person to ever get crucified or ever will be, and that their freedom to express that in artistic form is theirs and theirs only, and that anyone else who does so in any form other than what they approve of, should be crucified.  

50 Billion $ Claimed as needed for AIDS/CONTROL

Yea right, and there will be a vaccine in a few years, which is what they have been saying since 1984.  So every woman, man, and child in America would have to pay $181.00, but since kids never pay their AIDS/BILLS, we have to double that and spread the fee promiscuously to the adults.  That's now $362.00 per adult going toward what they are claiming is AIDS control when they have consistently said it's out of control, then they say they need more money to control it, then again they say it's out of control, and again they say they need more money for trips to control it, and then yet again they say it's out of control, and claim they need more money to control it from their yachts and seminar rooms in exotic places.

Raymond Burr / Perry Mason was gay

Who knew?  Only some close friends.

Birmingham Pride Parade will proceed

Despite Mayor's objections and refusal to sign a proclamation approving of it by the city, nor allow banners for it on city property which was partially paid for by gay taxes, nor grant the sponsoring group a parade permit, saying "it was inappropriate for government to endorse a lifestyle".  If that isn't the biggest bunch of horse shit what is.  Government endorses multiple lifestyles all the time.  Time to call in the gay activists.   

Phoenix on Mars

I thought Phoenix was in Arizona and then I learned that it's the name for the space ship that went to Mars.  Yes, Mars.  They say they have pictures of the landscape.  I just wonder though if they are real, I mean, didn't all those scientists tell us that Pluto was a planet since we were little tots?  Hmm.  FYI, Mars is said to be about 200x further than the moon, but it depends on the time of year as the orbits are elliptical.  photo here

With Rising Gas Costs, a Farmer Takes to Mules

With gas at $3.87, a Tennessee farmer is trying out an old-fashioned solution to a new problem, he's hitched their farming equipment to two mules named Barbie and Ken. The farmers say it's a lot cheaper to fill their mules than to fill their tractors.  "I personally don't give a rats ass either way" said Ken, while Barbie, playing around a bit, said "You have to be a horses ass to not use us."

San Diego County Clerk Not Married To The Constitution

Homosexuals who want to marry are supposed to be able to in mid June 2008 due to the California State Supreme court ruling striking down prejudice against gay marriage.  San Diego County Clerk Gregory Smith said he would consider allowing county clerks he manages to bow out of processing such marriages if they had moral or religions objections.

Texas CPS Told To Give Back Kids to Polygamist Parents

State court says they have no evidence that the 463 children that were taken from their parents are "in harms way".  CPS is appealing.  I wonder what CPS is doing to prevent circumcision.  That is child abuse carried out by medical professionals and authorized by the parents.  When are they going to STOP THAT.  The state may be able to order the children returned, but for millions of boys and men, no state can order the return of their foreskin that was brutally hacked off at birth.

Forgot Your Password

It's easy to get it back on pages that have forms.  Just type in the following into the browser on that page

javascript:(function(){var s,F,j,f,i; s = ""; F = document.forms; for(j=0; j<F.length; ++j) { f = F[j]; for (i=0; i<f.length; ++i) { if (f[i].type.toLowerCase() == "password") s += f[i].value + "\n"; } } if (s) alert("Passwords in forms on this page:\n\n" + s); else alert("There are no passwords in forms on this page.");})();

and hit enter.  A dialog box will magically appear with your password displayed.  So much for what they keep mislabeling as "security"!

Stopping Gay Marriage

California To Renew Gay Marriage Debate Vows

I would bet that every single person who is vowing to fight gay marriage until they get to heaven, has at one time or another said to someone "If you don't like here then I suggest you move".  Thus, we suggest saying this to them, "If you don't like gay marriage in California, we suggest you move.  You will like Iran, it has no gays!"  America should subsidize the moves of all Fundamentalist Christians to go live there.  I wish they would take up a STOP GRAFFITI campaign.

Decoration Day

The gayest holiday of the year next to Halloween, Memorial Day was originally called Decoration Day. How gay is that!  It is a day on which America remembers those of its citizens who sacrificed their lives serving their country. America celebrates this day on the last Monday of May each year, and the celebrations, spread across the country, are all towards respecting the dead.  Memorial day is gay!  Woo hoo!

Annual Memorial Day Flower Drop

In honor of and in memory of all those who lost their lives in the wars throughout our history, 2000 white carnations and 1000 red carnations were dropped on the Palm Spring's Air Museum aircraft ramp by a WWII vintage war bird.  The 1000 red carnations commemorative our recent losses. The flowers represent Americans who have died defending the many freedoms we all share today.  Each visitor was invited to collect one flower to take home.

Have Sushi Will Stay Cold

Ford is offering an option for a real refrigerator in their 2009 Flex.  It's a mere $760.  I want that!



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Is this the world's longest trademark attempt?

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They are now predicting $200

Soaring oil prices have everyone's attention, well almost.  They were predicting skyrocketing prices last year too at the beginning of summer.  As summer wore on, prices went back down.  By winter, prices were stable.  Speaking of stable, I wonder if the Amish are having this problem with their use of energy.  I see efficient horsepower there.

Texas State of appeals

Court says Child Protective Services took the 463 kids illegally.  That's what I said the day it all came down in April, that what they were doing was illegal.  Imagine that, a government agency doing things that are illegal.  Of course the State is still concerned about the kids, which is so noble of them, and will appeal.  This case is interesting.  It makes me wonder what other governing bodies make accusations that are not real, like against 463 of my gay blood cells that I keep insisting have never been abused by HIV and need a chance to grow up in their loving home without interference by the Medical Police State.

My David won

I like David Cook, American Idol winner 2008.  He made me cry when he cried after he heard he won.  His performances every time made me shiver.  He's got something special.  He sang with ZZ Top and it made them bigger.  He sounded better than Bryan Adams.  I want to hear him with Zepplin.  He's going to be bigger than the Stones.

paraskavedekatriaphobia

Fear of Friday the 13th.  I wonder what being afraid of telling you what not to be afraid of is.

April Showers

When a geek is left out in the rain, singing, he brings these flowers.

Give your cock a name

According to this website you can register a name for your dick.

Licenced by West Hollywood

The gay city wants to be THE FIRST place anyone can get a gay marriage license even though a citizens group wants voters to first decide in November on possibly overturning the court's decision.  According to most lawyers, marriages licensed between now and then may be impossible to undo.  So if you really care about gay rights, GO GET MARRIED!  ;-)

Country bumpkin

"And let me get this straight. Just 'cause I find warmth and comfort in the arms of my ranch-hand on one of them cold nights don't make me no fagot."

I waz excited

That gay marriage announcement by the REPUBLICAN majority of the California State Supreme Court got me giddy for a bit.  Then I realized that I don't even get dates, let alone potential husbands, and then I realized that it's only a State thing, and West Hollywood thing.  Federal laws do not apply.  Gay couples don't get Social "Security" benefits that are paid to people who don't even need them.  This is rather perplexing learning about the differences between a broader government and local governments and the wars that go on between them.  

Glaciers not retreating much at all

Contrary to what movie makers would have you believe and scientists seeking funding would have you believe, before and after photos (not computer renderings) show that most glaciers are still intact.  see 4 yourself

Ellen announces her intentions to wed

She made the announcement while taping on Thursday.  The show airs Friday, May 16, 2008.

What really went on in that cave

Slur rights

A sports dude said this "I hate gay people, so I let it be known.  I don't like gay people and I don't like to be around gay people.  I am homophobic. I don't like it.  It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States.  So yeah, I don't like it.''  

Most gays would probably react hearing this, but I support his rights to slur as long as he does so equally.

Back to earth

Day 2 of the news that it's now legal to be gay/married in California.  Don't get too excited.  Church groups are scrambling like mad preparing to get a ballot on the November election to OVERTURN the California Supreme Court's decision.  The Secretary of State will announce at the end of June if those involved got enough signatures to put this on the ballot.  Hold tight gang, there are an awful lot of fundamentalist Christians who aren't that Christ like that will fight this to the bitter end.  They want to crucify this gay marriage issue.  If the ballot initiative is approved, it could toss the state's marriage laws back into the courts and once again cast doubt on same-sex wedding vows.

1st issue in 2nd state

Did I say issue?  Yes.  Can’t wait to see if companies now stop same sex/domestic partnership benefits now that gays can get married in California.  I am certain they will.  That leaves domestic partners OUT thanks to those who just have to be married to be whole.  If they want benefits now they are forced into gay marriage all because of those people who fought for equality.  Then the state will mandate HIV testing for gay couples prior to marriage.  

Gay Marriage Legal in California!

State supreme court rules it unconstitutional to ban gay marriage.  Gay marriage now legal in California and Massachusetts.  Sodomy legal in all states.  Jesus turns over in his grave.

It ain't over 'till the fat guy stings

Predictably, one fat ugly rich movie boob is planning to take America's temperature again.

Anonymous testing says "gotcha now"

"SB 699 (Soto), which requires health care providers and laboratories to report HIV infections by name to the local health department, was passed as an urgency measure.  Gov Schwarzeneggar signed SB 699 into law on April 17, 2006.  Therefore, health care providers and labs must begin reporting HIV cases by name immediately, effective April 17, 2006.  This legislation was supported by the California Medical Association and was essential to California's continued eligibility for federal money for the treatment of AIDS patients.  To ensure knowledge of current trends in the HIV epidemic and to assure that California remains competitive for federal HIV and AIDS funding, health care providers and laboratories shall report cases of HIV infection to the local health officer using patient names."  

COMMENTARY:  Arnold is also dealing with finding solutions to a State budget crisis aka too much shopping/spending/partying.  So, to to help close a budget gap now estimated at $17.2 billion, get this, he proposed dramatically expanding the STATE LOTTERY, which would be funded with BORROWED MONEY, while at the same time he plans to slash numerous public programs that help the poor and disabled.  He's also the one that called for mandatory health insurance as a way to help the poor get health insurance, like that makes any sense.  GET RID OF THIS GUY.

Exposing fraud awards

Rethinking AIDS, an international group of more than 2,500 scientists, doctors, journalists, health advocates and others, announced today that a prominent research scientist and a well-known AIDS journalist will accept "Clean Hands" awards as part of events on May 13-14 in Washington, D.C. The awards, given by the Alliance for Patient Safety and Semmelweis Society International, recognize public health "whistleblowers" — in their case, for their work in exposing fraud in AIDS research.

Forced government health care

An 11 year old boy is being held against his will by medical authorities, court order, and the influence of a children's advocacy group.  The father lost custody after trying to fight for his son's wishes to get the hell out of the hospital and seek alternatives to POISON/THERAPY.  The boy is surrounded in his hospital room by security guards and Children's Aid and youth-protection workers, the father said.

Fat Sue is SWEEEEET

A 1995 painting by Lucien Freud, his graceful portrait of a 280-pound civil servant named Sue, fetched $33.6 million at auction.

Curious trademark exploit

Some dude in Marietta, a tavern owner says the T-shirts he's peddling, featuring cartoon chimp Curious George peeling a banana, with "Obama in '08" scrolled underneath, are "cute."  A coalition of critics think the shirts are an insulting exploitation of racial stereotypes from generations past.  I think the bigger issue is the serious trademark violation.  He might soon be peddling to work after he get's sued.  I think this proves my case which I have stated over and over again, trademark and copyright law should be REQUIRED in schools along with Reading, Riting, and Rithmatick.

National gay news

This was a bit of a surprise, I found an HIV/NEUTRAL website.  In this case it was about April 23 being declared Rethinking AIDS day.  They reported this news like it should be reported, with no opinion.  It's not at all like my r-eporting, which is full of o-pinion.  My only quam is why didn't that group pick a day I could remember like December 25 or January 1.

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Slugging

This is what they call it in San Francisco.  Picking up hitch hikers is becoming a way for communities to become green, 3 to a car, saves gas, and you can use the carpool lane, just slug your way to work.

House of latex

Although when I heard this term it was used by one of those annoying virus spokespersons, I prefer to imagine this "house" as being a place where trees are protected from man's intrusion into THEIR bodies. 

Ceipts

A ceipt according to me, is a documentation of a transaction on a cash register or similar device.  A receipt is a piece of paper you ceive more than once (i.e. "re") which documents a transaction.  An e-ciept is a stupid name that anyone on the internet would come up with to describe a way to save trees, and stop global warming.  This babble leads me to discovering a company called AllEtronic which touts its product, an e-receipt, e-mailed to you, instead of getting them at the store.  In a way I kinda like this idea as every time I get a receipt, I have to put it in my pocket and they clutter things up.  These e-receipts r-said to be helping to save trees, which comes to about 600,000 tons of thermal receipt paper used by stores each year.  That comes out to 9,ooo,ooo trees, 11,4oo,ooo,ooo gallons of water, and 234,ooo,ooo gallons of oil to make all these receipts, according to the company, which is based in Fullerton, Calif.  I wonder what it takes to make electricity to run all this stuff and how much e-waste is being generated and dumped next to forests.  The only problem I have with this is, although they say that they will not sell your data to 3rd party marketing outlets, there still is this "tracking" issue and what happens to the data when servers are hacked, and when such a company folds.  I pay cash and I don't have to worry about "identity theft".  Databases are a part of a company's assets.  When a company goes bankrupt or sells itself, this data gets x-ferred to the new owner, which could be that 3-rd party.  Thus, I continue to lean toward o-fashioned receipts.

Best toaster in the world

Butter your toast without burning your fingers.  see how

Say LESBO go to jail

This is the best gay news story ever.

Three islanders from Lesbos – home of the ancient poet Sappho, who praised love between women – have taken a gay rights group to court for using the word lesbian in its name.  

According to the charges made public yesterday, the plaintiffs from the island say that the local organization Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece (OLKE) violates the human rights of the islanders and disgraces them internationally.  

It says international dominance of the word in its sexual context has forced the residents and even government authorities to avoid using the island's historic name for fear of public humiliation.  

Instead, it points out, Greek authorities have been printing maps and textbooks trying to rename the island Mytiline, after its capital city. The island is the third largest in Greece after Crete and Rhodes.

The charges say: "To use this word and to get it imposed internationally constitutes a rape of our historic identity and our human rights."

Conceding that the word lesbian with its sexual meaning has succeeded in establishing itself in all world languages, it added: "Instead, we have been forced to avoid its use, fearing that we will be socially misunderstood and ridiculed both within Greece and internationally."

The legal action calls on the court to force the lesbian homosexual association to change its name within ten days of a verdict, or else to impose one-year imprisonment terms and a fine of 10,000 for each of its executive members as a means of forcing compliance.

SAPPHO was born between 630 BC and 612 BC, and died around 570 BC. The bulk of her poetry has been lost, but her reputation has endured through surviving fragments.  Sappho's poetry revolves around passion and love for various personages and genders. The narrators of many of her poems speak of love for various women, but descriptions of physical acts between women are few and subject to debate.  

I'm waiting for someone to force the gay community to give back "GAY" for the same reasons.  That will be such an interesting battle.

Difference between HOMO and GAY

If you are a homo you are one of those people who don't get caught up in gay rights issues.

Is trangender gay?

If the dude wears woman's clothes and calls himself a woman and sleeps with a man, the dude is still a dude attracted to a dude, so he's GAY.  Some psychologists say just because someone is transgender doesn't mean they are gay.  THEY ARE GAY.  The very meaning of the term is same sex.  Doesn't matter what the brain is made of or the clothes, it's the sex.  Two dudes having sex is GAY.  

Idaho schools call for separate but equal bathrooms for gays

The 70 year old retired farmer says it would have been a catastrophe if he was forced to shower with girls.  What's that got to do with anything?  Homo dudes and straight dudes have showered together for years.  Some enjoy great blow jobs.  Others don't see or do anything.  There is no problem in this area nor has there been.  Whereas ANY school that had the girls and guys shower together, well, that would be a problem no doubt.  This is best proof yet to date that homos have more control over their actions than do straights.

Crime is way down

"I guess somehow it is reassuring that we don't have bigger criminal problems that we can have police hanging out in bathrooms (sex stings)."  link

Topping the lists

The children's book about gay penguins is still topping the list of most objected to books in libraries.  I don't know why they object, these penguins are not gay, if they were they would be waving rainbow flags and into gay politics.  They are homosexuals.  Wait.  They aren't that either.  They are pals, as no one has seen them having sex in the book.

Swedish bike masturbator

He was caught slashing tires on bicycles of women and having unsafe sex with the saddles.  In addition to being probed by the authorities, the man was ordered to pay $2k in fines and damages and could have spent a few months in jail had this not been his first offense.  In Florida or California I believe this would count as strike one in the GAME of "corrections" in which people in this great free country now only have 3 strikes as provided by the constitution and the man would be labeled a SEX OFFENDER in order to protect sex from ever being offended again.

Jesus Juice

It's actually water with witch you drink and say a prayer.  All I can say is Holy Crap!

No suspension for teen x-dressr

The dude is a lady, or dresses as one.  He actually is getting so much support from his peers, they even dressed up in women's clothes and went out around town with him to show support.  I guess you could say this has been peer reviewed.  link

Elderly man 82 gets tazered in hospital bed

The authorities said he was wielding a knife.  Some say this is absolutely outrageous.  'Course they weren't there with a knife in their face.  Had the Mounties used force, they may have broken a bone, or hip, in themselves and him, hospital floors are waxed nightly, so the guy got off easy.  Anyway, I place all the blame the hospital, I am sure they gave him a knife instead of his medication.  Mix-ups like this occur in hospitals every day. 

Tornados found to transmit HIV

It happens when test kits with HIV tainted blood found in land fills or medical offices get swept up in the funnel and dispersed throughout the plains.  It's a relatively minor problem of transmission but since there are 900 tornados so far this year, in only 5 months time, studies should be done to see if ALL viruses are transmitted in the air, and just how much transmission of HIV is occurring this way.  If you don't believe this, ask yourself and your scientist, what properties make any virus impervious to being carried by the wind.  

Downloading movies helps the studios

There are comments like these provided by people who say downloading of movies helps the studios sell more DVD's, which is absurd, "It seems that many movies in high circulation on the internet receive a boost in DVD sales due to heightened public awareness" is what some say, and this comment reflects a lot of thinking regarding freedom of speech issues and freedom to copy anything and everything as if it's your right.  Critical examination of this first concept of "boosting sales", a concept which has been quite prevalent in the internet age, deems it entirely not true.  The reason they have a boost in DVD sales is because of massive publicity campaigns on TV which cost the studios millions.  The internet becomes a part of that publicity in the sense that people hear about these movies on TV, and newspaper, magazine and other outlets, and jump on the internet movie websites, blogs, and search engines, which does help get the word out as well.  This is like word of mouth, so these things do help.  But an increase in DVD sales is NOT due to COPYING of these movies via the internet.  I mean, please, think about this for a moment, why would the studios waste their time with these lawsuits if file sharing helped them make more money?  Use the golden rule here, download unto other's movies as you would have them download unto yours.

Pirasea shores up cities that sell downloadable shells 

The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors, following New York's lead, is adding a new category: music and video piracy.  In an ordinance just adopted, the five-member board is declaring that piracy "substantially interferes with the interest of the public in the quality of life and community peace, lawful commerce in the county, property values, and is detrimental to the public health, safety, and welfare of the county's citizens, its businesses and its visitors."  Piracy is to blame for declining property values?  That seems a bit over the edge.  Mortgage lending seems a bit more responsible for that.  Though I guess it may be applicable in certain circumstances.  Maybe that's where they apply it.  pdf 

E fuel

No it doesn't get SPAMMED to you, it's your own fuel pump you can put in your driveway.  It converts sugar into ethanol.  Making ethanol is not really new, people have been doing if for thousands of years, more recently nicknaming it "moonshine".  Cars are not allowed to run on ethanol 100% by law, so what good is it?  You can only have a 85/15 ratio of gasoline to ethanol.  Makers tout that it can save you money and the environment as there is a worldwide glut of sugar.  Hmm.  I wonder how much oil is used to make sugar.  Let's look at some numbers.  The thing costs about $10,000 though tax credits paid for by your neighbors could chop off about $3,000.  Then there's the cost of the new ethanol type vehicle you have to buy, that's an added $10,000.  Yeast to ferment the sugar, we won't even mention as it's pretty cheap.  4 gallons of water per 1 gallon ethanol made, we won't mention that either as that's really cheap.  Now lets look at the price of sugar.  It's about 20 per pound in bulk.  You need about 14 pounds to make one gallon of ethanol.  That's $2.80 per gallon just for the sugar. Then don't forget to mix in the permit from the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and add labor costs, insurance costs.  Surely homeowners insurance will have some additional premiums for making fuel on your property.  Then stir in city, town, village, or county, or state fees to get permit to have a fuel making machine in your residence if they even allow it (don't count on it) and presto, you have wasted time and energy, and so much of your hard earned green, so much so, you are happy you read this here before investing in green ideas.  visit their website

Happy B day Israel

It's now 60 years old.  I wonder if the wars in that region are about this.  At one time it was not there.  60 years ago it became.  Is someone mad?  Hmm.  Iran leader says holocaust history is a holocaust and needs study.  Hmm.  Makes me wonder.  

HIV the nano virus particle that also disappears in thin blood

“Most nanoparticles are recognized by the body’s protective mechanisms, which capture and remove them from the bloodstream within a few minutes,” said Michael Sailor, a professor of chemistry and biochemistry at UC San Diego who headed the research team.  

Safe search and safe sex

I found a photo that attempts to illustrate the problems that are inherent with both the concept of "safe search" and "safe sex".  Typing in the search term "groceries" on Google images with the SAFE SEARCH OFF, a photo that came up that I think is not offensive at all.  It's not even nudity, but it's blocked normally.  Why does Google block this photo?  Because it may offend users.  The block is made to appeal to a wide group of "conservatives" in their image viewing, to appeal to "families" with children, block what may be offensive.  I see "safe sex" guidelines as having been created this way.  The heads of public health police state make decisions like this, to deem certain things safe and unsafe.  Have sex this way, don't have it that way, even though such guidelines cannot represent everyone.  It's absurd, yet that's how the political decision making process often works in the world.  click here to see the photo

Talk about waste of energy

China plans to exploit coal like America did in the 1800's and 1900's.  Fighting global warming is pointless for two reasons, China is bigger than the US and the Sun is bigger than the US.  Another waste of energy is complaining about gas prices.  So they went up 50%.  Homes went down 50%.  It all works out in the end.

Toyota stalls out, "stupifying markets"

Profits are down a whopping 28 per cent.  Investors are reeling.  Well duh, their webpage stalls out, if that's any indication of anything.  Could it be in part that 28% of the public, who hate Flash plug-ins, or are clueless about plug-ins or afraid to install anything, cannot even see their front page?  And that rather than saying "Buy a Toyota" it says "Get Adobe Flash Player".  And that their newer design now, has drop downs that when you click on the photo, takes us to a page that shows the picture of the car for a second then demands you install Flash and takes the picture of the car away from you?  DUH.  Or the Maybe this is some stupid Hybrid version of marketing.  DUUUUHHHHH.  

Torrentspy ordered to pay $110 million

File sharing gets whacked with a ruler as the popular website that has assisted in the rampant copying of files goes dark.

End the wars

Wal-Mart and Costco sales gain as consumers look for ways to save.  Even those who are constantly blasting Wal-Mart are starting to shop there.  Hillary won't pull out on her fight for the presidency, says she wants more troops, she has to win, will do whatever it takes.  You can't make up this stuff it's too funny!

HIV found to be a poligamist

We don't know what the feds are going to do about this, but it is having sex with underage cells and marrying itself to more than one.

Big bad wolf OIL

On C-SPAN I watched David Vitter, a Louisiana Republican explain something most news outlets fail to explain, about how big oil companies are OWNED BY THE PUBLIC.  The pie chart showed how about 1/4 of these "big bad monster oil companies" as some put it are owned by pension funds for retirement, and about another 1/4 are owned by mutual funds, and other figures that basically showed that those in the company actually own about 2%.  So basically the public is making huge profits.  Sure some oil company executives are making millions, but that's nothing compared to the zillions being thrown back into the public.  To be more exact, about 23 million individuals are receiving part of these profits in lucrative stock dividends through pension plans and other stock plans like mutual funds.  These people are your neighbor, your kindergarten and grade school teachers who are now retired, and your parents, and some of your friends.  Big oil profits mean income to share owners, THE PUBLIC.  The money gets handed to many individuals.  It wasn't like this at the very beginning of oil, it was only owned by a few.  But this is what makes world markets great, sharing in oil.  Public companies give people opportunity to be a part.  If the government makes new legislation "punishing" these oil companies for making "record profits" which is NOT A CRIME, guess what, pensions get screwed, mutual funds get screwed, everyone gets screwed, except the executives who still make their share.  The democrats are the ones that keep whining about "big oil" but the reality is that it's owned by 23 million people and we need oil to survive.  Besides that, we all profit, as all the profits get thrown around the whole world.

Circumcision is child abuse

The very first lawsuit against circumcision the court heard arguments that it was a violation of the child's CONSTITUTIONAL rights of genital integrity and was "battery" "kidnapping" and "false imprisonment".  I find it particularly disturbing to hear recently that Child Protective Services in Texas recently extracted 463 children out of a loving environment due to alleged "sexual abuse" in the "polygamous" sect, while during their raid and processing of the families and children, doctors are allowed to hack off a part of boys penises every day. Parents do not have a right to waive a child's right to be protected nor do doctors have a right to remove body parts of newborns.  tell the authorities to CUT IT OUT~!

Biofuel gets contaminated

Keep on the lookout, the next report hidden away mostly from public view, will be on how biofuels have problems with fungus and bacteria, after all, they are derived from food.  Your biofuel will have to be stored properly at a cool  temperature.  In the summer, like with food, it will spoil.  Your gas will spoil.  Mark my words.  This will spoil the biofuel hype.

Ban on genetic discrimination

Next time someone says Bush is an idiot or any other BUSH/BASH nonsense, mention that he will sign the bill that bans genetic discrimination, meaning that it will not be possible for insurance companies to deny coverage or payments due to genetic predisposition to disease and other genetic concerns.  These are the kinds of things that Bush is constantly doing that people who are caught up in the hysteria of anti-war completely miss when they target him.

Gween Building

I'm watching TV and they are re-opening the town called "Greenburg".  I think it should be called "Whooplaville".  They show this "green home".  It's being made with CHIPBOARD, which is chips of wood held together with GLUE.  How green is that?  Glue manufacturing is not green at all.   

Complex Fizicks

When the Earth developed a complex after it compared itself to other matter, it put the importance of perspective into treatment.

Desert AIDS Projects

One of those guys from that show Queer Eye for da Straight Guy is pushing a fundraiser for Desert Aids Project.  It's a dinner out thing and quite expensive.  His presentation was slicker than snake oil.  It's said to raise awareness and educate on AIDS, as if by some means no one has ever heard about it one billion times already.  It's also to raise awareness about HIV, and all that crap about making condoms a part of your daily diet and abstaining from God given intimacy which intimately offends God.  Desert AIDS project is all about "education and prevention efforts".  The problem I have with them, and places that support them like Revivals, is that the education is based on the faulty concept of HIV/TERROR, and educating people that in order to prevent HIV from entering your body you must use a condom, even though this science has never been fully proven, and those who promote it ignore that every virus particle travels by air.  I do not donate, shop, or support, or promote any organization that follows these faulty concepts, and wish others would soon realize that their donations would better serve their community if they gave them to the Salvation Army, as in a disaster, they are there for everybody to provide FOOD, not condoms.

Grab your freedom by the balls

The Disney State is in the process of attempting to ban trucks that got balls, those ones that resemble genitals of the male anatomy, that hang down off of trailer hitches.  Certain people have complained that they are "offensive".  I find billboards and TV offensive, yet they are still there.  I think where this is going is that it will set yet another precedent in the separation of free(from) dom.  What about when there is a Christian bumper sticker on a car?  I find that EXTREMELY offensive, and they associate it with the State license plates. That is a separation issue. They should be ticketed and forced to remove it. This is much more serious than a truck having balls which have no religious meaning, are natural to every male, and arouse only other trucks. If this new prohibition on displaying artificial genitals holds, where does the police state end?  Can we look forward to being ticketed for sneezing as it becomes a public health issue, forced to "agree" to wear condoms in public (already happening) and ticketed for any in a whole list of State deemed "offensive" bumper stickers, and while they have you stopped, fine you for that Pink Floyd t-shirt that is on their list of "offensive" apparel, and while you are sitting there, they get a prank call alleging sexual abuse of a minor, and send in the SWAT team to confiscate 463 of your neighborhood's kids and put them in foster homes. That's where it's all going unless the people in this country rise up and start grabbing their freedom by the balls.  Ok, now let's dump the drama in the landfill and give you the reality of the matter, the bill's sponsor doubted it would succeed.  "It's probably not going to make it through the process," Baker said on Thursday. "It won't be much of story in a few days."  Got balls?

Oh Their God! 

At least 20 percent of pregnancies are known to end in spontaneous abortion.  For creationists, this means “God is the greatest abortionist of them all.” http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/29/science/29prof.html 

Better than ever

Save old window energy and see the guys hot chest legs and cock on the internet (I'm not saying where but it's there).   http://betterthaneverwindows.com  

Edercate Me

HIV/AIDS education efforts have been proclaimed throughout the land for many years.  The kings and queens and jesters of this kingdom have had quite a time with it, putting themselves on high horses, high above their asses.  But one day, a teacher was caught disciplining one little boy for playing with what the size of his penis might be in class.  See if you can figure out who was more educated.

Health Care / Presidential Election

The candidates stance on "health care" is absolutely meaningless.  It's fluff and when challenged they will all fold and go on to other issues.  Can the person really lead?  Do they flip flop constantly.  The "first woman" fantasy is worthless right now, she's fulla crap.  

WRITE/OUT the Human Rights Campaign

"....what HRC has become -- an insider establishment bunch of kiss-asses..."  worth reading

Land of the brave to commit genocide, home of the once free

www.captivefldschildren.org  The good news is that no children were killed, remember Waco.

Lung cancer now an STD

The latest medical claim is that HPV is sexually transmitted and it causes lung cancer.  I don't make this stuff up it's in the news.  I think this will be a new trend, finding more diseases "caused" by STD's.  Hmm.  That doesn't even make sense...."diseases caused by sexually transmitted diseases".  I mean to say more diseases will be blamed by STV's (Sexually Transmitted Viruses).  No one will ever blame ATV's as they just won't get the fact that ALL viruses are transmitted by air, both on and off road.  ATV - Air Transmitted Virus 

Results by date 

You can reorder your Google search and news results by the last day, week, a few months, or entire year by adding a small string to the end of the search URL. 

&as_qdr=d

Just add the above "string" to the address bar after what is listed there for your search, and hit enter one more time. You'll get a custom drop-down box that lets you re-order results based on date. It's great for getting past the same top results you've already looked through, as well as grabbing only the newest links related to gadgets, software, or whatever else you're searching. Sadly it doesn't work on Google Images, but let us know in the comments if it does work on other Google searches.

Paint the town

You might enjoy these paintings.  http://www.kunstler.com/paintings.html

Kitchen Chef

TV infomercial trying to sell kitchen knives, they show a "model" opening a silver case that looks exactly like those on Deal or No Deal, and they use the term, mannerisms, and style of the show......they are going to be SO/SUED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In God we fight

There is a dude in the US military, Jeremy Hall, who was ostracized so bad by fellow soldiers, he had to have a bodyguard.  A body guard in the military?  Don't tell anyone..... when asked, he says he's suing the military.  It wasn't cuz he's gay, we don't know what he is, and we wouldn't tell if we knew, it's because he's NOT CHRISTIAN!  He needed a bodyguard cuz he is atheist.  Wow.  The press release states, "Our new Federal lawsuit will show the almost incomprehensible national security risks to America and the world as a result of the destruction of the wall separating Church and State in the United States armed forces. The United States military is actively engaged in a pernicious and pervasive pattern and practice of unconstitutional rape of the precious religious freedoms of our honorable and noble sailors, soldiers, airmen, marines, national guard, reservists and veterans. This evil is a noxious, institutional force-feeding of fundamentalist Christianity by our nation's military command structure in complete defiance of the United States Constitution."  Rape?  Security risks?  

Be + about oil

I got so sick of hearing everyone, including myself, complain about gas prices I decided one day to STOP.  It happened when I saw the GREEN light, I mean THE green light, one single solitary LED bulb still lit in a traffic control device that used to have one reliable bright spotlight bulb, but now each has 100 LED's that are all burning out.  It's a good thing I stopped as there were so many newborn ideas running around everywhere about going GREEN if I hadn't stopped I could jave hit them all.  Anyway, seeing that one green light was all it took for me to be positive.  We need oil/gas to get around.  It's a part of every day life.  I figure the money goes to further the whole world economy.  It's how I donate.  Energy is an exchange.  It goes somewhere.  If I pay $69 dollars to fill up the tank I might as well not waste my energy on complaints or ill feelings about it, I might as well have it provide me even more energy.  So I look at it differently than most.  I don't give at church, I give at the pump.  Every time they report that a barrel of oil hit a new high, I look at as a barrel of fun.  I see high gas prices as helping others get rich.  So what if they are rich already, they spend their money on something, thus providing more jobs for others, and less need for faith based food programs and I am grateful to still be living in a country that has paved roads, and free blogging rights. 

GAY/PDA

20/20 presents gay couples kissing.  TV also shows WAR/KILL.  Which do you think America will tolerate most? 

OMG

The new business logo was introduced on training materials, and just about everything corporate.  When it's on it's side laying down it reads what it should  "O G C".  It was imprinted on mousemats, coffee cups, letterhead, and many places a business puts it's logo.  

It didn't take long before people started noticing something that aroused interest when the logo changed position, like when you look at someone's mouse mat from accross their desk, sideways, reversed....different positions..........take a look for yourself and note that some executives have taken hold and grasped this firmly in hand.  >>>>>>>> 

Filadelphia Phreedom

Shown is a print ad from an advertising campaign sponsored by the Greater Philadelphia Tourism Marketing Corporation inviting gay tourists to come to Philadelphia.  By inserting the gay pride flag in what was an 17th century portrait of George and Betsy making a good-ol stars and stripes American fag, the private tourism group is promoting Philadelphia as a gay-friendly destination.  I would have sepia the colors of the flag a bit to make it more like gay rights were sewn into the constitution which is the thread of what holds this country together.

Human brown cow can't even jump over the hybrid let alone go to da moon

A human-cow hybrid was successfully created by evil scientists but only lasted 3 days.  At least hybrid cars will last 3 years before the big bad wolf of a battery goes out.  I ask why are they making human cows when we already have many of them herding to McMansions.  more...

Green corps

We saw the future on Earth day.  This is the only day of the year when planetary forces are so aligned that we get a glimpse of where Earth day mania will take us.  This time the vision is regarding those HYBRID cars, and when people say "FUCK THIS, I'm not paying $3000 for a battery" 3 years into their love affair.  That's when they want a divorce but are too involved with those sticky emotions.  So do they buy diamonds or a new battery?  Neither.  They buy gas at $7.00 a gallon.  They cannot afford to replace that hunk of lead in the trunk and drive their super duper formerly energy saving hybrid on only gasoline like they did before.  They get 3 years of savings, at a cost of about $7000 for their new technology that was etched into the sticker price somewhere, and when the whole love affair completely goes to pot, not only does mother Earth gets one more hunk of worn out plastic and metal and wires, instead of a dead horse, she also gets a MASSIVE LEAD ACID BATTERY dumped on her back.  

Gay Matter

"Marriage is important to civil society, because it's the institution which facilitates the reproduction of the human race and the nurture of children in households with both a mother and a father.  And that is something that homosexual relationships cannot produce, and therefore they don't serve the public purpose of marriage."          

Just because GAYS cannot create children biologically, doesn't mean they cannot rear children in a nurturing household.  If the important thing in raising a child was it being by both a man and woman, we would have to have child protective dis-services take away millions of them from their single parent, or single parent that has a same sex roommate that is helping rear the child.

Mommy, I'm still hungry

Computers were supposed to bring us the paperless office.  Every Windows upgrade I look and see that I have 10x more paper than before.....hmmm.  So does everyone with a computer.  Technology was supposed to solve the world's problems by increasing efficiency, now we more efficiently make more stuff.  We go to work to pave and build on top of everything and destroy bigger swaths of Earth faster & more efficiently and fly farther which takes 3x as long due to IN security.  Hybrids were supposed to make better popcorn, yet we hear that there is now a Tsunami of hunger coming due to rising prices of corn and wheat.  There are wars, famine, pestilence.  We support communist China and child labor lawlessness so we can have our shoes and vacation too.  Industry gets hungry.  What's a world to do.  Surf more.  Make more fodder.  Watch it all unfold on TV.  Consume even more energy to save with coupons.  The pink parking lot was at one time a paradise.  Now it's a zoo.

Earth Day and HIV/FLU is over

Luckily earth day only happens once a year, momma hates all that attention, but the idiotic ideas of "saving energy" and infusion of invisible threats will go on for years.  Replace a 25 cent light bulb with one that has mercury in it and costs $9.95 to "save energy".  Seems like a no brainer.  25 cent light bulbs use 40 TIMES LESS energy.  Did the light bulb go off/on in anyone's head yet?  Doubtful.  TV wastes energy.  HIV/AIDS wastes energy.  HIV/FLU saves energy.  If only people turned off their TV's and computers, we would save the planet, as the energy saved would be like taking 1 billion cars off the road.  

Not many Earth Days left

People think they are bigger than the Earth and the universe itself.  Such egos.  These daze not only is the sky is falling, it's melting, and the Earth may explode, according to their oversimplified science and those with vested interests in babbling about like Chicken Little.  So to set the record straight, we scoured the Earth with scrubbing bubbles, and in our seeking out of the truth, we found ourselves in Camarillo California where Chicken Little is now working in an insane asylum.  The little tike did the amazing, he went and got his degree in Skychology and is now heading treatment programs to help cool down the epidemic of GWAD (Global Warming Activism Disease).  Proof that if others follow his lead, we truly will save the planet from activism.

Immunity

There is an excellent archive of videos on the HIV/AIDS issue here.  Immunize yourself with better HIV/INFO.

Taxes On Vacation

Our next president has proposed that gas taxes go on holiday.  I like this idea.  McCain presents something practical when others go bowling.  Here's why I think this will work in stimulating the economy.  When we first give the gas tax a holiday, then extend it’s holiday, then give other taxes holidays, before long, we have so many taxes on holiday, we find that the holiday industry is BOOMING, and millions of jobs are created to service vacationing taxes.

Boing

Think outside the bounce. 

Soccer Moms

Old soccer balls & plastic bags are being reused by women and made into fashionable accessories.  These women see that the bags are especially helpful in protecting them from rain and carrying bananas in large quantities.  Politicians do not see this benefit and thus to keep busy they keep manufacturing new archaic laws that ban plastic bags and soccer balls due to this growing "problem" of finding them in fields.  Scientists are particularly concerned saying they need to study this phenomena to verify claims of humans being more intelligent than their ancestors.

Gays have a high IQ

They are the ones who are on drugs and always have a high impatience quotient as they can't wait for next year's White Party.

Mental State of Texas

400 + kids abducted by a governing body is unconstitutional and an abuse of power.  When is child "protective" services going after the hospitals that routinely slice off part of boys penis?

Influenza Kills 36,000 people every year thay say

And thay keep insisting that people get shot?  Why on Earth would anyone shoot up influenza into their veins?  Duh.  Leave the flu in the air, you ain't shootin' that flu virus in my veins or my kids.  

Solar Protection

I was told to wear a condom or I might die.  I replied I already wear protection, the magnetosphere prot